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well...helo...i knw it has been ages since i blog...hahah..well wat can i say...dun hav the mood to blog..haha..well...i want to lead a new life n move on and now being the Deputy head of Studetn Well Being..wat can i say bout that...nothng much...hahah...well..yesterday went out to watch Firand his band performing at the battle of the band...haha..it was nice though..but yg sakit hatinyer biler nmpk syaza..hahaha..wth..its ok..its over aniwae..hmm...im juz confused rite nw...his feelings towards me....may i knw??? wait..juz hav to wait....hmmm....well..i got nthg much to say today...coz im confused.....
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely,
he says u are inLOVE with him;
If u DON'T,he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS nicely,
he says u are tryingto LURE him;
If u Don't,he says u are frm KAMPONG.
If u ARGUE with him,
he says u areSTUBBORN;
If u keep Quiet,he says u have noBRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him,
he'll loseFACE;
If he's Smarter than u,he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him,
he tries toPOSSESS u;
If u LOVE him,he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't make Love with him,
he saysu don't LOVE him;
If u do!!!he says u are CHEAP.(How true It Is!)
If u tell him your problem,
he says uare TROUBLESOME;
If u don't,he says that u don't TRUSThim.( TRUE!)
If u SCOLD him,
u are like a NANNY tohim;
If he SCOLDS u,it is because he CARESfor u.(TRUE!)
If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u CANNOT beTRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE,
u are a BAD girl;
If he SMOKES,he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your EMS,
he saysit's LUCK;
If he does WELL,its BRAINS.
If u HURT him,
u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u,u are too SENSITIVE!!(TRUE !)
Guide to English
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've got my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING "WHAT'S WRONG?".....
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain in the butt
I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam
THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN'S ENGLISH
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired" = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex now
"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look any different!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!!!
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you GO
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1. Get kissed in the rain.
2. Have that one cute kiss where you're pressed against the wall.
3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world.
4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs.
5. A boy that whispers he loves you in your ear.
6. Have that moment where you just gaze into each other's eyes.
7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away.
8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about.
9. Wearing his jacket and every time you breath in, his scent surrounds you.
10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get.
11. A guy who squeezes your hand.
12. A guy that says he loves you and means it.
13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window.
14. A guy who is loyal.
15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it.
16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead.
17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy.
18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look.
19. A boy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile.
20. A boy that is the same when he is with you and when he is with his friends.
21. A boy that tells you everything honestly.
22. A boy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family.
23. Guys that will sometimes let you win.
24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who it is against.
25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been.
26. A guy who tells you that your smile makes his day and makes everything better.
27. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet.
28. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with.
29. A man that will just randomly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you.
30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life.
31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance.
32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up.
33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him.
34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away. 35. A guy who will call you just to say good night and say he loves you.
UYS...IS TIS TRUE??
IS TIS TRUE?????!!!
Dear Girls (from us guys)...
*Don't assume that guys won't care where you are,
because we do. It makes us feel secure to know that our girlfriends aren't off flirting with guys we've never heard of.
*Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends. We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them. When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous. You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust.
*On that, don't hump everything that walks into the room. We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
*Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning,
we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
*Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Smile and say "thank you." Let us pay for you. Don't "feel bad." We enjoy doing it. It's expected.
Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."
*Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
*You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
*Don't flirt with guys when we're not around. We'll find out.
Trust us.
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed.
Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with,
more-so with you.
*Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.
See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
*Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
*Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!"
instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
Claiming girls or guys to be "hot" shows immaturity.
**Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change.
Ditch his sorry,
disgrace-to-the-male-population ass,
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest
BOYS LISTEN UP!!!!
Boys, just do it!
----Tell her you think shes cool.
Tell her why you think shes so cool.
Smell her hair.
Talk to her in movie theatres.
Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river;
shell scream and fight you but secretly, shell love it.
Hold her hand and skip.
Hold her hand and run.
Just hold her hand.
Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Let her pay for stuff if she wants to.
Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know.
Sit in the park and talk to her.
Take her to the library, and playgrounds, and train stations.
Tell her dirty jokes.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Write poems about her.
Just walk around with her.
Throw pebbles at her window at night.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of.
Hold her hand in the mosh pit.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Call her.
Call her back if she calls you.
Sing to her, no matter how bad you are.
Carve your names into a tree.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Give her piggy-back rides.
Go see her band play even if they really suck, and tell her they were great.
Give her space if she needs it.
Push her on swings.
Stay up with her all night when shes sick.
Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones.
Teach her guitar.
Lend her your cds.
Write on her.
Make her mixtapes.
Write her letters.
If she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even if it means a 5 hour train trip.
Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones.
Listen to all the bands she mentions.
Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck.
When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything.
Buy her ice cream.
Let her take all the photos of you she wants.
Look into her eyes.
Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast.
Kiss her in the rain.
When you fall in love with her, tell her. <3
~When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine"
after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention
When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it
When a GIRL says that she can't livewithout you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future
When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than that.
(helmi i want u to knw tis....)
~It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone -- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
~You know you're in love when you don't wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream.
~If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!
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